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Little Miss Muffet (fractured nursery rhyme)
Little Miss Muffet
sat on her
big fat a$$,
drinking whiskey and beer,
along came Shenni
she sat down beside her,
"Hey, pass that beer
over here."
Little Miss Muffet
didn't know
what to think,
watching Shenni
suck it back,
"Hey, ya old hag
what do ya think you're doing?
I'm gonna kick
ya blimey a$$."
Shenni stood up
wobbly on her feet,
"Come on, let's go,
I'm gonna kick
ya blimey a$$,
this is what I know."
Shenni took one swing
at Miss Muffeet and
landed on her face,
Miss Muffet
beat the sh*t
out of her and said,
"By the way,
I rule this place."
Shenni's face turned red
and she stood up,
"Now, look here
ya nasty a$$ bi**h,
I'm takin' over this place,
whether ya like it or not,"
she punched
Miss Muffet in the face.
Shenni knocked her out cold
and took over the throne
that once belonged to another,
"Ya pi$$ me off again
ya ruddy lil sh*t,
next time I'll beat the sh*t
out of your mother."
Little Miss Shenni
sat down on
her fat a$$
and drank the
whiskey and beer,
"I'm the Queen of
this castle now,
ya'll come back now
ya hear?"
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Jan.22/2004
LMAO Shenni, I hope ya like it.
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