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Ground Hog AbusePeople go pounding upon his door at 6 o'clock in the morning to get his fat, lazy a$$, out of bed. They grab him by the scruff of his neck and hold him high in the air, is he going to see his shadow or not? The ground hog sees his shadow and exclaims, I've gained a little weight this year." Other places in the world, our little, furry, fat friend, pokes his head out of his hole and says, "Nope, no shadow this year." He gets grabbed, before he can get back into his hole. "Hey, put me down, it's not my fault I can't see my shadow. It's a cloudy day, get a life." Copyright Cynthia Jones Feb.2/2004 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Send Feedback/Comments |
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