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Frosty The Snowman (Fractured Christmas Song)


Frosty the snowman
wasn't a very happy soul,
he had to use the bathroom
and knew he couldn't
'cause he was made of snow.

He asked a child
to bring him a bedpan,
he said,"Hurry up now
don't take too long,
run as fast as you can."

Frosty stood there
his face red,
he had to go real bad,
he couldn't hang on long enough
he knew that he was had.

The child came back
with the bedpan
in his hand,
he slipped and fell
in the puddle of p*ss
and exclaimed, "Yuck, disgusting man!"

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Dec.3/2004

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