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Jingle Bells (Fractured Christmas Song)Jingle bells Rudolph smells because of the can of beans, the elves fed it to him before they left that was really mean. HEY! Jingle bells Santa can't spell he's quite the dummy, in his pocket he carried a book it called a dictionary. HEY! Rudolph really stinks Santa cannot spell Mrs. Claus is drunk she fell inside a well. HA!HA!HA!HA! Santa needs a map the reindeer ended up lost the elves are sitting back laughing at ol' Jack Frost. OHHHHHHH Jingle bells inside the well Mrs. Claus is on her a$$. The only way she can outta there, is to start passing some gas. Copyright Cynthia Jones Dec.4/2004 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Send Feedback/Comments
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