Too funny #2

Cleaning
~
Our doctor lady, same day
Feeling that she wanted to vacuum
How hard could that be anyway?
She asked herself
~
Deciding she would be ok
She pulled out the vacuum
She plugged it in and said ok
I can do this
~
How hard could it be anyway?
It was just a vacuum wasn't it?
So she went to plug it in said ”so ok
Lets get this little job done”
~
She started the machine
And much to her dismay
Water was shooting out in a line
What the hay?
~
Water went everywhere
What was this machine
This is just not fair, what next?
So she tried to use the Rinse N' Vac carpet machine
But it didn't work
~
Undaunted, she knew
The sopping wet carpeting
Would stay wet and stink too
She would use the ceiling fan
And blow-dry it
~
She saw it was a little bit dusty
She decided she would clean it
And it sort a smelled musty
She got her ladder
~
Placed it in a perfect spot
But she needed light
And it was starting to get hot
So down she went to flip on the light
~
Such clatter and the fan hit
The ladder breaking off a blade
Something flying, oh chit!
She was heard to exclaim
~
She jumped behind the furniture
Hiding, from what ever was flying
She was scared to be sure
Getting wet lying
~
I almost croaked
I laughed and laughed
And choked and choked
~
In the wet carpeting
She was now starting realize
She was groaning and moaning
Thinking if she lives she will stay
Upstairs till her cleaning lady returns
__________
LOve...Jaqi
© 1998-2005

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