Toy Camera
What a piece of crap this is
It came with my printer,
I feel like chucking it to Mars
Wouldn't that be a joyous splendour.
First things first, I saw a quarter moon
It was almost the prettiest I've seen,
I tried to take a picture
But my toy camera was being mean.
It wouldn't so anything
But thought I already had the pic,
I hooked it up to my computer
But then, had to get my puter to rekick.
All my icons disappeared
Right off my desktop,
If I ever find out who made this piece of crap
I'll beat' em over the head with my dirty mop.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Nov.7/2005
** rekick means reboot. I had to make it rhyme.
**toy camera, is the dinkiest little camera you've ever seen. It's made in Japan. Go bloody well figure. I felt like chucking straight to Mars I tell ya. Stupid thing won't work when I want it to. Works when I DON'T want it to.
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