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Here Comes Santa Clause (Fractured Christmas Song)Here comes Santa Clause There goes Santa Clause, Right down Santa Clause lane, Rudolph and Vixen Donner and Blitzen, Are getting drunk again. Santa found the reindeer in The bar again tonight, He won't be going anywhere It was such a horrible sight. Here comes Rudolph There goes Rudolph Staggerin' down Santa Clause lane, He's gotta apologise To Santa for relieving Himself in the sleigh. He staggered up to Santa and asked, "Why are you makin' a big fuss?" Santa face turned a beat, bright red He kicked him in the n&ts. Here comes Rudolph There goes Rudolph Falling down Santa Clause lane, He's trying his best To get away from Santa, But he's in too much pain. Santa finally caught up to him And met Rudolph face to face, "I just want to thank you for P!ssin' all over the bloody, damn place!" Copyright © Cynthia Jones Dec.25/2004 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Send Feedback/Comments
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