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Mom, I Got A ZIT!
I was looking in the mirror
After I went for a sh!t,
I could believe what I saw
"Mom, I got a ZIT!"
It's the ugliest thing
I ever did see,
I broke down and cried
Because I got a little blotch of acne.
It was all red and pussy
And foaming at the mouth,
I poured alcohol on it
And it still wouldn't come out.
I squeezed and picked at it
Because I wanted it gone,
I worked all day and night
Was still in front of the mirror come dawn.
The next morning came
And my eyes were all blood shot,
Tried everything I damn well could
To get rid of this pussy red blotch.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Mar.6/2006
Funny, I was looking in the mirror, when this one hit me right in the face. LMAO
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