My underwear went missing
When you and me were kissing
That rabbit stole them
With them, he went fishing.
I walked up behind him
I cleared my throat, "AHEM!"
He went running off through the woods
This is something, I do condemn.
I knew he was up to no good
Gave me a wedgie, didn't think he could,
I caught up to him, he had them on his head
He laughed at me, right where he stood.
