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Searching For The Outhouse
Travelling through the outback
With a tour group,
My stomach started rumblin'
I had to go poop.
I ran underneath
A eucalyptus tree,
But a dang dingo
Kept following me.
I had to go
Really darn bad,
This is the worst feeling
I have ever had.
I kept running around
Was feelning rather daft,
I seen a kookaburra
It stood there and laughed.
I was running wildly
Around the open bush,
F@rts were comin' out
Of me gassy tush.
Me knickers were being
Real nasty buggars,
They kept ridin'
They were extremely tight huggers.
After all the runnin' around
I met up with my tour group,
Never did find the dang outhouse
And I still gotta go poop.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Sept.1/2004
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