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Way Down Yonder
Way down yonder
in Louisiana,
I saw a gator
wearing a neon bandana.
He was laying
on the pavement,
getting a sun tan
he made a statement.
"If I don't
go out tonight,
someone call an ambulance
and turn out the lights."
So, way down yonder
in Louisiana,
I saw a gator
wearing a neon bandana.
It had matched
his red skin all bright,
just because he
he didn't sun tan right.
His nose was stuck
out from beneath his hat,
he was burnt good
and was a little too fat.
All bandaged up
from head to toe,
this is my story
now y'all know.
That way down yonder
in Louisinana,
there's a gator
wearing a neon bandana.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
©2005
Sung to the tune of "Chattahootchie," by Alan Jackson.
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