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Wedgie

Me knickers Keep
Ridin' up me bum,
I need help
Somebody give me some.

All day long
Me knickers ride,
It ain't givin' me
A lot of pride.

I pull
And I tug,
It's really startin'
To be a bug.

Me knickers are
Stuck up there good,
I think I'll have to rub me bum
On a piece of wood.

Now that I think about it
Maybe I won't,
Splinters I need?
Don't think so, nope.

That darn wedgie
I hope, will come out soon,
I just might have
To dig it out with a spoon.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Aug.17/2004

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