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Stinky Von Winkles (Pt.1)
My hampster's name is
Stinky Von Winkles,
He loves to cuss
When he tinkles.
His name is Stinky,
Beacuse he f@rts
When he eats
Twinkies.
Now Stinky
Went on an adventure one day,
Outside with his friends
He went to play.
Laughing with his friends
And running around,
They decided to go
To the playground.
Down the slide
Stinky Von Winkles went,
Then something happened
It was a big event.
WHOOSH!!!!
All of Stinky's hair blew off,
When one of
His friend's coughed.
Stinky thought to himself
"I'll get him back,
Oh hell, yes,
That's a fact."
Stinky Von Winkles
Ran home as fast as he could,
"I'll show him
I'll get him good!"
He stuffed as many twinkies
In his mouth he could handle,
After he was done
He had a double chin.
Back to the playground
Stinky Von Winkles went,
His friend apopogised
Tried to be decent.
All the gas started to
Build up inside,
There was nowhere
His friend could hide.
Stinkystarted to
Get a weird look on his face,
Then...... WHOOSH!!!!
Sh!t all over the place.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
May.27/2003
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