Too funny #1

laundry
~
She a prominent doctor
The chore laundry
And the unknown factor
Such a quandary
~
Her cleaning lady on vacation
She thought she would be fine
Cleaning was just another occupation
~
So she gathered up her undies
Regardless of color or whites
She was going to wash her undies
~
She searched out her Clorox bleach
And carefully poured some on every pair
And added 2 cups to the washer
~
Can you imagine her surprise?
When her whites had brand new hues
Disgust filled her face big were her eyes
Every piece had colors of pinks and blues
~
And if this wasn't funny enough
She tried and to get her dryer to run
To run the dryer was just too tough
And damn this was no fun
~
So she grabbed the small pins
To hang out her things
And she at least had to grin
The clothes seemed to have wings
~
Thinking they will be wrinkle free
Watching them fly in the breeze
They were full of wrinkles
Oh my goodness help me please
She exclaimed
~
I laughed and I cried
So funny, but she
Had really tried
__________
LOve...Jaqi
© 1998-2005

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